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THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
lyrics by jannah, to be sung in the tune of nice guys finish last

kathy is the best
and i really do not jest
sometimes i just don't know what to do
whaohhoahhh
she's too cool for me
i bet she's super stunning
so i'll write this song for just for youuuuu

i'll always comment on fic, or a journal post
i love talking to her, more than i love toast
and when she's not online, i'll have to endure it
cause she's so popular, way more than captain planet

oh man!
can't believe she talks to me
i'm such a turtle, really awkward and creepy
she's just so very cool, i'm left utterly speechless
and her quality writing, i am so totally jealous

kathy is the best
and i really do not jest
sometimes i just don't know what to do
whaohhoahhh
she's too cool for me
i bet she's super stunning
so i'll write this song for just for youuuuu

and her taste in music
is pretty much flawless
and she likes scary things
but it just adds to her cuteness
and whoah! she's so adorable, dude
her charm and wit♥, i want to get married to!♥♥

"i'm not nearly as cool as you."
oh my gosh, what are these lies!
you're the awesome one, okay! flails and cries ;o;♥
cries cries crieessssss ♥♥

kathy is the best
and i really do not jest
sometimes i just don't know what to do
whaohhoahhh
she's too cool for me
i bet she's super stunning
so i'll write this song for just for youuuuu

the end! cries at myself omg these lyrics, i am terrible at this, i am so sorry

kladfhgwfjn ;___________________;

did you really, yeah you did, okay ): i was just smiling all huge-like and i laughed at you, but more like with you! how are you terrible ;__; this is just amazing and i played the song in the background and just laughed when it got to the rap, gahh. and it comes with an actual tune that isn't dun dun dun dun! why are you brilliant? ♥ but what charm, though lol. and i never lie ): you're really that cool!

also, key's butt, omg. i forgot how good that picture was. i have so many more pictures of key's butt saved, which will probably later lead to awkward questions, and it's entirely your fault.

♥♥♥♥♥ i love you and you're amazing.
i love you, too keke♥ you are charming okay >:(

also i swear, lol, i will comment with key's butt for everything you post lmao~ (and i approve of these key butt pictures in your computer hur hur ;3 )

♥ you're more amazing ♥
you scared me once i saw you commented, i swear. but i think you probably turned off your computer, now ):

but you & key's butt ♥ i was about to say something, but realize that it'd be kind of awkward on a post. g'night!♥
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

STOP READING MY OLD FICCCCCCCCCCCCC
IF YOU LINK IT TO SOMEONEEEEEEE
I WILL DO SOMETHING BADDDDDDD
THIS DOESN'T RHYME BUT I DON'T CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SPAMS YOU SPAMS YOU SPAMS YOU REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE

KATHY IS GOING TO WRITE ME SEXY ONTAE, SO SEXY SEXY SEXYYYYY

/BUTT ICON

ALSO YOU NEED TO WRITE ABOUT KEY'S BUTT IN THE SEXY ONTAE BECAUSE OKAY
WHAT ARE YOU WHY DO YOU DO THIS ):<

I'LL READ YOUR OLD FIC IF I WANT TO READ YOUR OLD FIC, WOMAN.
DO YOU NOT TRUST OUR LOVE
DO YOU NOT TRUST ME

):< i can't believe you're pressuring me into writing ~sexy ontae.~ ):<

WHAT ARE YOU HOW DO YOU EXIST GO GET ME A CHOCOLATE BAR
I AIN'T EVEN BOVVERED THOUGH~~

SO SEXY THAT SEXY THINGS HAPPEN KEKEKEKE DUBULE DUBULGE DUBULGE HERE, I'LL SING YOU A LOVE SONG UNDER MY BREATH RN.




OKAY I'M DONE, WASN'T IT BEAUTIFUL


THERE NOW GIVE ME COOKIES AND ONTAE SEXY TIEMZ ):
but who uses the phrase 'mumble under your breath,' when they're talking? kekekeke. alkdhfgaldkh.

WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS I CAN'T EVEN
MY STOMAAAACH

no ):< i'll take your chocolates, but you have no cookies ):<
"ontae sexy tiemz" will come. soon. soooooon~


[12:21:36 AM] jannah: MY SOUL IS BLACK LIKE MY HAIR DO YOU REALLY WANT IT
lmfao omg shut up shut up shut up shut up lalalalalalalalalalala i can't hear you lalalalalalalala~~~~~~♫♫♪♪♫

ddduuuuubbbuuuullllgggeeee kekekeke do you need pepto bismol ):

why! why notttt you are so mean to meeee T________T whines at you T____T oh but never mind because ontae sexy tiems keke

[8/27/2011 12:14:18 AM] kathy: darn my amazing good looks!
[8/27/2011 12:14:35 AM] jannah: right ): stop being so attractive ):
[8/27/2011 12:14:55 AM] kathy: i'm sorry, i can't help it ):
[8/27/2011 12:15:07 AM] kathy: it's like, as soon as i flip my hair or but on chapstick
[8/27/2011 12:15:09 AM] kathy: i become irresistable
[8/27/2011 12:15:24 AM] kathy: please never quote me on this.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME FROM YOUR SOCKS TO KATHY, YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST CORRECTED MY TYPO OMG. slkghalkdf ):< ):< ):<

jaejoong + ash = 4lyfe

what! i've been nothing but generous and kind from the first day we talked! ):< you better be writing sexy jongho ):<

[8/14/2011 11:55:43 PM] jannah: USUALLY SWEAT DISGUSTS ME BUT SHINEE SWEATING NGGGHHHH

please say more incriminating things sobs
LMAO IT WASN'T YOUR SOCKS THOUGH IT WAS YOUR OLD SN. also i didn't notice the typo until after i posted sorry~~~~

um can you not :| :| :| stares at you :|

if i can fit it in okay, gosh you are so demanding >:(

[12:54:05 AM]kathy: i'm trying!
[8/27/2011 12:29:37 AM] kathy: but all that's going through my head is
[8/27/2011 12:29:47 AM] kathy: "How to not be Creepy:"


nevarrrrrr!!!

how can you say i'm demanding when:

[2:07:45 AM] jannah: WILL YOU WRITE ME ONTAE MAKEOUT SESSION KEKE
[2:08:20 AM] your socks: WHAT OMG
[2:08:30 AM] your socks: I DON'T KNOW HOOOOW
[2:08:37 AM] jannah: T___________T
[2:08:37 AM] your socks: WHY DO YOU DO THIS
[2:08:43 AM] jannah: BECAUSE.
[2:08:43 AM] your socks: ;_____________________;
[2:08:51 AM] jannah: WHINES AT YOUUU
[2:08:54 AM] jannah: PLEASEEEE

):<

now that you're asleep, kekeke. what your back, robin. ):< you may be sleeping, but batman shall prevail! and uhm. do cool stuff with my cool powers.

idk. i'm cool, okay. and i'll uhm. go write jonghyun as a sexy plumber i don't know okay D: